“Don’t poke around in my snatch portal too long. I’ve got to get back to work.” ~ @whocaresluke
Beatboxing Squad Car (via Beat Box Cop Car)
Serial Butt Slasher Sought in Virginia | NBC... →
Hey. People who I grew up with… Watch your ass… Literally.
Utensildörf’s Debut Album “Droid at the Gym” out soon.
Tiff, I'm coming for you. →
Count Spatchula lives in Utensildörf
“If you want to be successful take a picture of me and put it on your face” ~ @funkmasterflex
Well, at least we aren't the only ones. →
The shutdown of Los Angeles’ Interstate 405 this weekend has led residents...– JetBlue offers $4 fare for flying around “Carmegeddon”
I was so excited, we got the internet for Christmas.